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NEWS ALERT! |
| PETA FREAKS OUT THE MOUSEGRRRLLS! By a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter |
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An elegant Tulevision Photography Gallery
opening was tragically marred during a demonstration by members of
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The activists, armed with buckets of red paint and signs declaring "The MouseGrrrlls are Fur Rats!" sought to drench the fur-clad Tulevision stars Daisy and Daphne Mouse (picture on right) in red paint.
The crowd watched, aghast, as guards wearing
black leather suits escorted the demonstrators beyond the website compound's
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"It's not like our coats are made of mink," sighed an otherwise glowing Daisy Mouse, regaining consciousness after a brief fainting spell caused by the fracas.
"This is just an old 'cat' fur I've had for
years," sniffed her sister, Daphne, waving her cocktail
glass dismissively toward her
full-length, white Persian coat. |
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| MASTER
PHOTOGRAPHER DAZZLES INTERNATIONAL CELEBS By I.M. Cryptic, Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter |
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TULEBURG, CA..
This
small town became an international center of post-contemporary
Southwestern photography during the opening of a new showing of fine photography in the Tulevision Photography Gallery.
"William Lee Murray is my favorite photographer. I've been following his
work for years," gushed the Tulevision Staff Photographer (dressed
entirely in black) at the grand opening of the William Lee Murray Exhibition. |
| As awed celebrities from across
the world filed into the newly constructed addition to the
Tulevision Photography Gallery,
paparazzi flashed, champagne bottles popped and
silver confetti rained down on the red-carpeted entrance.
Among the attendees were Jennifer Lopez,
Charlie Rose, Halle Berry, and The MouseGrrrlls, all dancing into the wee
hours to the strains of Morty Coyle and his strolling, gaily turbaned,
mariachi band. |
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What the critics are saying about William lee Murray: |
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"William Lee Murray is to the Southwest
what Ansel Adams was to Yosemite."
Dexter Shark
"I'm just so glad that the red paint from
those awful activists didn't get on any of Mr. Murray's
photographs. They are sooo beautiful."
Daisy Mouse of
The MouseGrrrlls |
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