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The Story of Uhhhg

Once upon a time in a cave somewhere in what is now France, a person named Uhhhg found a way to draw figures on the wall.

He drew animals and hunters and it was all quite colorful and spectacular. When the leader of the cave noticed what Uhhhg was doing he asked for an explanation.

Uhhhg told the leader that it was a hunt.

"I don't think so," said the leader. "If it were a hunt there would be food for the tribe to eat as a result of your work. You must call it something besides a hunt."

Uhhhg pondered the leader's advice and announced that he would call his work "Art".

The tribe was happy. A new thing was invented. It had a name: Art.

Everyone patted Uhhhg on his back and then promptly cut down on his portion of food, because his Art would feed no one.

We, at Tulevision, worry that history is repeating itself on the internet.

Now, however, there is a way to contribute to The Revolutionary Post-Contemporary Art Movement. Though TuleVision.

Amazon.com approached us, at Tulevision, with a plan whereby we can accept viewer contributions in lieu of ceding control of the website to the forces whose aim would be to have Executive Suites in the Tulevision Music Studio from which they could tell everyone to "pipe down" while they're making important deals.

The method of this plan is simple. If you click below, you will be transported to a feature on the Amazon.com website through which you can send your patronage directly to Tulevision.

Once you have contributed, there will be a link to an exclusive Patrons' Page wherein you may introduce yourself to us.

You have no idea how delighted we will be to hear from you.

If you prefer contributing by mail, our mailing address is:

Tulevision
2500 E. Imperial Hwy, Suite 201
Brea, CA 92821

We suggest checks or money orders be made out to Tulevision and that no one send cash. The IRS hates cash and we certainly don't want to irk them! We're not that revolutionary.

Thank you in advance for your contribution.